Wet Diapers and Regret

Keywords

lightning strike, damage, Hitachi vibrators, finding parents' adult materials, comedy show, judges, closing of a bar, working in the restaurant industry, attraction, relationships, adolescence, adulthood, waitresses, hope, dreams, high school, crushes, cool kids, reunions, misadventures, eccentricities, balconies, fear of heights, rock climbing, weight loss, conversation, action figures, accessories, humor, interchangeable eyebrows, bottomless gummy pouch, stripper pole, high-powered rifle, windbreaker, microphone, bike, satchel of drugs, humor, personal relationships, anecdotes, staying at home, documentaries, testing jokes, friendships, news story, stabbing incident, marijuana, dating, humor, drugs, anecdotes, anal sex, lighthearted, anal sex, unconventional methods, religious arguments, personal stories, knowing how or when you will die, departure, speculation, colostomy bag, lubrication, masturbation, colonoscopies, early detection, colon cancer

Alternate Titles

• Hitachi Vibrators and Awkward Discoveries
• When Lightning Strikes: Damage and Surprises Reminiscing about High School Experiences
• The Evolution (or Lack Thereof) of People Over Time Journey to Weight Loss
• The Thrill of Rock Climbing The Humorous Side of Action Figures
• Imagining Fun Accessories for Action Figures Dating and the Effects of Marijuana
• The Role of Marijuana in the Incident A Brief Mention of Anal Sex
• Humorous Anecdotes and Drug Stories Personal Stories and Experiences with Anal Sex
• The Power of Humor in Discussing Sensitive Topics Humor and Speculation
• The Mystery of Tim's Departure