Breaking News Something Stinks

Special guest, Fred, joins Frank Miller, Donna Scallion, Clyde Noodlesmith, Beatrice Bottomsides and Zartran to talk on how the Government is going afoul with bird flu and what happened at the address to Congress a couple of nights prior, as well as how you can use cod liver oil to keep things moving.  Which is worse after being consumed, eggs or guacamole?