Saving Turtles, Midlife Crises & Parades Gone Soft | Ep. 03

I cut a prehistoric snapping turtle loose on a Nebraska river. From there I spiral into: animals that would never shut up if they could talk, hitting 42 years old, a gas station prophet who thinks women “got too big for their britches,” parades where they set candy down instead of throwing it, and skinny dudes blasting rap on electric bikes. Somewhere in there I also solve politics while eating Runza fries in a Burger King drive-thru.

Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC1QdDKpzyx3nXvyKbPVRaIg

Spotify: https://tinyurl.com/bde3ny3b

Amazon Music: https://tinyurl.com/4k95ny3v

Apple Podcasts: https://tinyurl.com/598bv72c

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.