Austin Anderson Show
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- Update frequency
- every day
- Average duration
- 28 minutes
- Episodes
- 13
- Years Active
- 2025
The Price of TicTac's, Squirrel Burial & The Statue of Lucifer? | Ep.12
What starts as a $1.50 candy run turns into chaos: overpriced Tic Tacs, a Lemonhead salvation, and a squirrel funeral with the whole rodent family watching. From there it spirals into wild neighbor a…
Google Plants, Darwin Awards & Comedy Store Ghost Tours | Ep. 11
In this episode, Austin dives into his wild past, concrete and soil testing at a Google plant in Council Bluffs, writing fake biker-gang articles that got passed around the office, and scribbles on t…
Lyme Disease, Chainsaw Art, The Temple Of Prunes, And the America’s Got Talent Files | Ep. 10
Testicle Fences, Buttercream Gangs & Nicotine Pouches | Ep. 9
It’s the day after Labor Day and I’m unraveling a weekend that included jean blankets, pancakes, my kid’s first Big Mac in Chicago, hoping Chicago wouldn’t change my son like it changed Pete in the B…
Footloose, Rabbit Feet, and a Near-Death Construction Mishap | Ep. 8
Electric scooters have killed bikes. Donuts cost ten bucks. Kids are hoarding plastic rabbit feet like psychopaths, and somehow I ended up saving a construction worker’s butt (literally) from a tree …
Baywatch Ninjas, Husker Logos, and the Day Peanuts Turned Deadly | Ep. 6
A Duck Thinks It’s a Chicken, Highway Cyclists, and the Curse of Things | Ep. 6
On today’s drive-time rant, Austin Anderson swerves from a fearless bicyclist on a Nebraska highway to the miracle of a duck that believes it’s a chicken, dives into the cult of corporate America, an…
Where Are My Cherries And Limes? I Am Now 42 Years of Age. | Ep. 5
This one starts with me going to war with Sonic because they handed me a cherry limeade without cherries, without limes, and without shame. From there it spirals—my old boss who swore he once wrestle…
Demon Mermaids, 90’s Marilyn Manson Myths & Why Gushers Beat Fruit Roll-Ups
In this episode, I spiral from Billie Eilish creep vibes into Lady Gaga’s satanic mermaid phase, Marilyn Manson kids who now inspect your buildings, and Johnny Depp becoming a pirate in real life. Th…
Saving Turtles, Midlife Crises & Parades Gone Soft | Ep. 03
I cut a prehistoric snapping turtle loose on a Nebraska river. From there I spiral into: animals that would never shut up if they could talk, hitting 42 years old, a gas station prophet who thinks wo…
Clogging, Juggalos, Ninja Turtles & Why I Hate all Star Wars | Ep. 2
From childhood dreams of becoming a sax-playing clogger, to dodging Juggalos and their hatchets, to revisiting the original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie (so sweaty).
Pontificating about David G…
The Biggest Loser Resurrection | Ep 1
In this episode, I roast Shapiro’s cadence, share my wife’s brutal (and accurate) Will Ferrell comparison, and spiral into the insanity of reality TV—The Biggest Loser nearly killing contestants, Don…
Bleeding Nipples, Robot Uprisings & The P Diddy Demon
Strap in—this episode goes from zero to apocalyptic in record time. I rant about why I refuse to turn my car off at the gas pump, and confess the tragic reality of my delicate little candy nipples th…