Dirty Money, and Plenty of It

My dear listeners, I have no doubt that most of you are upstanding citizens with unimpeachable moral standards.  Therefore, it's with significant trepidation that I must confess to being tempted, and ultimately seduced by, a big bundle of dirty money.  And if you think that you would be strong enough to resist the temptation, go ahead and try it for yourself.  There is a place in town where a huge mound of silver coins is waiting for you.  First you will stare at it in disbelief, then you will want to touch, to fondle, these coins, and then, inevitably, you will find yourself sitting on a pile of this money the way I did...