Apricot Jams

Throughout Howie's 52 year career in advertising, from Madison Avenue to sunny California, he became known for creating iconic ads like Alka-Seltzer's "I can't believe I ate the whole thing" and for …

Mary is a comedian, actress, and producer from Pasadena, California. She performs in the greater Los Angeles area and produces the comedy show "Armenian All-Stars" at Flappers in Burbank, California.…

00:00 Babies hate podcasts • 
00:23 Reverse motivation • 
01:16 Stupid is good • 
02:34 Capital Pewnishment • 
03:10 God • 
04:06 Stupid brain • 
04:44 Adaptation • 
06:02 Surprise kill vanish • 
06:46 Colle…

00:00 Leveraging a curse • 
00:47 Unibrow on a child • 
02:10 Protect Goldilocks • 
03:25 Soft goodbye • 
03:51 Leaky face • 
05:08 Mediocrity rules • 
06:07 Down to earth • 
06:59 Secret shortcut • 
09:26 1…

00:00 So smart • 
00:41 Gender assumption • 
01:49 Nostalgia • 
02:53 Loving themselves • 
03:16 Circlejerk chamber • 
04:02 Cow worship • 
04:33 Genetic claustrophobia • 
04:56 Son of a great man • 
05:33 F…

00:00 Sex robots • 
01:02 Reverse Motivation • 
01:53 Growing Apart • 
02:54 Sketchy God • 
03:40 Wild Flat Earthers • 
04:24 Artistic Alchemy • 
05:29 Self Reflection • 
05:55 The Creative Well • 
06:42 Emi…

00:00 Feral Children and Rome 
05:30 Cougars 
10:07 Out of Africa Northbound 
17:21 Zoroastrianism 
20:21 A Perfect Circle 
23:01 Dyēus Phter 
24:46 Consolidating the Gods 
26:13 Amen 
28:35 Indo-European Or…

00:00 Purity • 
00:43 Titty streamers • 
01:31 Like dropping • 
02:09 Embarassed • 
02:31 Douchebag? • 
03:00 The last word • 
03:45 Kamikaze • 
04:21 Slow start • 
04:41 Two kinds of assholes • 
05:35 Soul b…

00:00 Pool toys - 
00:34 Overcooked - 
00:53 Extra - 
01:17 Impulsive - 
01:40 Psychic dogs - 
02:21 Jizz - 
03:09 Black hole of pain - 
04:07 Meertha - 
04:27 Regular ass hat - 
05:08 Groove juice - 
06:02 El…

00:00 Addicting Remedy - 
01:15 Rain In LA - 
01:58 Musical Personality - 
02:40 Succubus - 
03:48 Translation Robots - 
04:11 Armenian Itsy Bitsy - 
04:28 Global Inspiration - 
04:59 Fading Emotions - 
06:2…

00:00 Squash - 
00:32 Feeling Old - 
01:16 Science the Bullshit - 
01:56 Order from Chaos - 
03:08 Wisdom Collection - 
03:57 Zero Research - 
05:24 Anxious Creatives - 
06:17 Fake Perfection - 
11:06 Muji -…

Yanni is a professional League of Legends player who competes in North America and streams live on Twitch. Watch him assassinate unworthy plebs, live on twitch www.twitch.tv/llstylish

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00:00 Joy from pain - 
00:39 Modest living - 
01:15 Twinzies - 
01:46 Hello? - 
02:04 Reverse it -  
02:54 War Planes -  
03:32 Ned Stark - 
03:58 Shit face - 
04:28 Bipolar blackhole - 
04:49 Everyone's crea…

00:00 My spoon is too big - 
00:48 Raining fire trucks - 
01:13 Omg let's go scam - 
01:44 Nose holes - 
02:02 Lying for survival - 
02:43 Bursts of emotion - 
03:42 1080p dueces - 
04:37 Knowledge evolutio…

00:00 Forgot the lube - 
00:44 Play for survival - 
01:31 Laughing at your own jokes - 
02:01 Santa got shot - 
02:27 Bullshit detectors - 
03:15 Winter -
04:04 God zone - 
04:40 Spectrum of meaning -
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00:00 Cell memory - 
00:59 Thicc apricots - 
01:12 Cheat curse - 
01:41 Supportive mother - 
02:11 Mouth Hole - 
02:38 Evil within - 
04:47 Idea evolution - 
05:17 Vinyl record technology - 
06:10 O'Ryans - 
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00:09 Being human is weird - 
01:13 Magic - 
02:02 Baby formula - 
02:39 It's not stealing - 
03:17 Be undeniable - 
03:41 Regret - 
04:30 The masters - 
04:44 Creative sweet spo…

00:00 Kerin - 
00:19 Just Be Yourself - 
01:09 BORRRING - 
01:20 Boobs - 
03:18 Roman Technology - 
04:18 Relative Contrast - 
04:41 Psychic Elephants - 
07:00 Between Erectus and Sapien - 
08:48 All I see i…

00:00 Nerd Power - 
00:24 Ass Wipe - 
00:37 Sausage Taco - 
01:14 Embrace Chaos - 
01:41 Music Emotion Vibes - 
02:18 Super Dogs - 
03:13 Helmet of Negativity - 
03:55 Learning to Cook - 
04:15 Expectations …