This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things!

Ever find yourself in a heated debate over pineapple pizza, all while sipping a $16 mocktail that tastes like capitalism and existential dread? Same. This week, Peter confesses to rage-Googling cruise ship disappearances, Shaun reviews overpriced lattes with a splash of chaos, and Carissa exposes why self-care is now sold at luxury pricing. If you’ve ever questioned your brunch bill or your sanity—welcome to the beautiful disaster club.

Perfect for: Anyone who spirals over brunch bills, drama tweets, or accidental therapy memes. Bring your wallet, check your baggage, and spiral with us—on purpose