Apocalypse & Avocados with Peter, Shaun, and Carissa.

Ever had your whole day ruined by the dread of a dentist appointment, a brunch plan, or a package delivery window? Welcome to “waiting mode”—that anxiety paralysis where you can’t do anything until t…

Welcome back to the show where your fucked-up problems become Peter's entertainment. This week's disasters include: a girlfriend convinced her cat is possessed by demons (spoiler: it's just an asshol…

Is memory just a group conspiracy, or did we all collectively forget how facts work? This week, the Apocalypse & Avocados crew return with a dose of reality-warping chaos, serving up lies, half-truth…

Wake up, doomscrollers: The internet in 2025 moves faster than your morning coffee, and today it’s your turn in the cancellation queue. On this episode of Apocalypse & Avocados, we unpack what it mea…

Get ready for a ruthless ride as Peter brings the hard truths and hotter takes in the premiere of “Peter’s Savage Solutions”! Why pay for therapy when Reddit (and Peter’s opinions) are free? In this …

Could you win a medal in daily overreacting? This week on Apocalypse and Avocados, Peter and Shaun are letting their inner drama athletes run wild. From waking up annoyed at headlines or breakfast pi…

Ever find yourself in a heated debate over pineapple pizza, all while sipping a $16 mocktail that tastes like capitalism and existential dread? Same. This week, Peter confesses to rage-Googling cruis…

Warning: Carissa admits she Googled "Dame un grr" for 20 minutes and discovered constipation is now a trend. We're all questioning reality.

This week, your favorite disasters dissect living authentica…

Warning: Peter goes off about family drama right out the gate, but don't worry—it's therapeutic AF.

This week, the beautiful disasters tackle what happens when you stop settling for boring shit and st…

So Peter's editing at midnight, gets an ad for a $400 scalp ritual while reading about flood victims, and almost clicks "buy now." That's... that's where we're at as humans right now.

Episode 30 is he…

It’s hot. It’s messy. And no one knows what month it is anymore. Welcome to Apocalypse & Avocados: Midsummer Meltdown Edition. Peter, Carissa, and Issa are back together, sweaty and unfiltered, to sp…

Peter and Shaun drop the bombshell you didn't see coming: they're leaving the United States and moving to Portugal. In this special minisode launch of "Avocados Abroad," the duo gets brutally honest …

Burnout is a badge of honor, “boundaries” are a weapon, and everyone’s a self-diagnosed expert—welcome to 2025. In this unfiltered episode, Peter (with Shaun riding shotgun) dives headfirst into the …

Why does everyone seem allergic to commitment these days? In this episode, Peter and Shaun dig into the new normal of canceled plans, RSVP lies, and the rise of main character syndrome. From group ch…

Pride, Pyrotechnics, and the Patriarchy: A Queer Guide to Surviving Summer

 Fireworks, family drama, rainbow capitalism, and an iced coffee melting in your lap—must be summer. In this chaotic and unco…

🎙️ Snack Attack: Millennial Food Trauma & Nutrition Glow-Ups
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If you ever ate a rice cake and called it dinner, this one’s for you.

In this episode, we dive for…

This week, we’re stepping way outside our comfort zones—and inviting you to do the same. In this episode, Peter, Shaun, and Carissa drop the filters and dive into the headlines that keep us up at nig…

RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars 10 Pink Bracket: Drama, Designs & Delusions | Gag Order Episode Review

Welcome back to the Gag Order! In this episode, we dive into the glitter-soaked world of the Pink Br…