Alphabetizing Your Life

Harry Styles has four nipples (a.k.a. nollywobbles), you’ve been saying Nevada wrong your entire life and your mattress could be key to surviving doomsday.

Joshua and Scott also navigate nuclear thre…

Non-consenting taste bud violation is a real thing, destroying a historical masterpiece could score you lucrative merchandising rights, and 41% of Americans — Joshua included — believe humans and din…

Your grandmother used to pump poison into her lady bits, left-handed people are oft vilified (and we’re no exception) and you should probably be washing your legs more than you think… maybe.

The loqu…

Koalas will throw your ass out of a tree if you reject their advances, China’s taking all of our chicken and killer bees really dislike evening wear and nice jewelry. 

Scott and Joshua also kvetch ab…

Replace your morning OJ with a handful of jalapeños, get your affairs in order because there’s a high probability you’ll shit the bed on January 1st and all hail Judge Judy, mistress of justice and m…

Our early astronauts dealt with a lot of crap — literally, a majority of Iceland doesn’t not believe in mystical elves living in their rocks and boulders and if you were crazy in 1950 someone might s…

Your hamster in inbred, it literally rains fish in Honduras and honeybees are into puke-play.

Scott and Joshua also harp over the Haskell Free Library & Opera House, holidays, Heinz, Hallmark, helium…

Joshua and Scott also gab about Gummy Bears, …

Flatulence and acoustics go hand-in-hand, there was a society who'd throw their dead loved ones into trees and the FDA may be trying to kill us all.

Scott and Joshua also fuss over flat-earthers, for…

Most Europeans were once cannibals, licking your elbow doesn’t make you special and your eyelashes are being assaulted by millions of mites.

Scott and Joshua also explore exoplanets, Ebola, eating de…

The U.S. government performed radiation testing on stolen dead baby parts, Dolphins will sexually assault you and your chances of dying in a vending machine-related accident may be higher than you th…

There’s a table for pregnant women that will spin until your baby pops out, Captain Crunch tried to jump rank and Cleopatra had a face worth forgetting.

Scott and Joshua also probe Christopher Columb…

Big Bird almost dies in outer space (literally), Betty Crocker's a crock of sh*t and your belly button is just your former mouth.

Scott and Joshua also dive into bidets, bridesmaids, Baby Ruth, blue …

Turns out there's a post office in Antarctica, acorns will kill you and Benjamin Franklin tried to shove six more letters into the alphabet.

Scott and Joshua also discuss little-known facts about aqu…