Welcome to the All Serious Subjects podcast! In this hilarious episode, we break down the ultimate fast food tier list, ranking the best and worst of your favorite chains. From Raising Cane’s sauce snobs (who dares ask for anything else?) to the undeniable greatness of Waffle House, we’ve got hot takes and wild riffs. Adam shares a creepy story of being groped by an older kid in a Cici’s Pizza arcade, while we pitch genius (or insane) ideas like an abortion clinic/taco truck hybrid and Uber for guns. Plus, enjoy our sarcastic AI-made “Happy Birthday Reid” video roasting him for not jumping on Solana crypto, and stick around for a chaotic prank call to a car dealer.Love fast food debates? Crave unhinged comedy? Hit that subscribe button, like if Waffle House is your 2 a.m. MVP, and drop your own fast food rankings in the comments! New episodes of the All Serious Subjects podcast drop Saturdays at 11:30 AM Mountain Time—don’t miss out!