Intravenous Charcuterie

The day is young, the blood is flowing, the sun is shining. You feel a rush of euphoria as you breathe in and gay thoughts rush over you. You turn on your favorite podcast, the All Serious Subjects (ASS) podcast, and listen to Adam and John talk about cops if the people were all handicapped. The day is good. You hear love making in the bushes and give a thumbs up to show your approval and think to yourself, "I'm making the boys proud". And you are, we are proud of you...but you need to stop being such a sh*t sometimes. Seriously, you can be a bummer to be around. So listen to the podcast and cheer up,