Air Horn in an Alley

You've been abducted. You don't know where you are or who your captors are. You don't know what they want or what they plan on doing with you. All you know is that your hands and legs are bound to a chair. There are several voices that you can hear around you and the sounds of a discussion. They're trying to figure out what podcast to listen to. Your mouth is only loosely bound so you wiggle the cloth so you can speak. "You should try out the All Serious Subjects (ASS) podcast, the hosts Adam and John have great chemistry and may have a blossoming gay relationship with each other." They stop everything, silence fills the room. You feel as if you sealed your fate by potentially offending them by suggesting a mildly gay podcast. One captor breaks the silence, "I love that podcast! They have the best banter about show and movie ideas. And you're totally right, they both do seem at least kind of gay." They put on the podcast and the tension is broken. Soon they forget the plot to sell you to another trafficker, everyone is too busy belly laughing to the podcast.