Kegels, Convicts & Cash

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Welcome to Kegels, Convicts & Cash, the episode where Des and Cort prove that literally nothing is off-limits. We start with prison pen pals (because our algorithms think we need one) then slide right into the world of Kegel games with their very own app (yes, there’s an app for that 💪🍑). Somewhere between clenching and cringing, we bury our heads in the sand about life’s simplest tasks, only to pop back up dreaming about what we’d do if we hit the lottery. Spoiler: it’s not practical.

But wait…there’s more! We spiral into the new Netflix doc Unknown Number (the kind of binge that makes you rethink every late-night text), share the funniest WiFi network names we’ve spotted (CatLadyFarts, we see you 👀💨), and of course, give way too much airtime to the infamous humping saddle.

Basically, it’s chaos, comedy, and clenching all rolled into one episode. 🎙️✨

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