Adventures of Des and Cort
Welcome to the Adventures of Des & Cort podcast, where lifelong friendship meets unfiltered conversation. Join Des and Cort, two best friends, as they invite you into their world filled with laughter, tears, and everything in between.
In each episode, Des and Cort delve deep into the intricacies of their bond, sharing stories of their adventures, triumphs, and challenges. From navigating the complexities of relationships to tackling career aspirations and personal growth, nothing is off-limits.
But this podcast isn't just about Des and Cort—it's a celebration of the sisterhood and camaraderie that binds women together. Through their candid discussions and relatable anecdotes, they aim to create a safe and welcoming space where listeners can see themselves reflected, find solidarity, and perhaps glean a nugget of wisdom or two.
So whether you're in need of a good laugh, a shoulder to lean on, or simply seeking connection with kindred spirits, tune in to the Adventures of Des & Cort podcast. Because life's greatest journey is best traveled with a friend by your side
- Update frequency
- every 7 days
- Average duration
- 39 minutes
- Episodes
- 75
- Years Active
- 2024 - 2025
Kegels, Convicts & Cash
Welcome to Kegels, Convicts & Cash, the episode where Des and Cort prove that literally nothing is off-limits. We start with prison pen pals (because our algorithms think we need one) t…
You'll Gain It All Back!
We’ve all heard it before 🙄 the side comments, the judgment, the “you’re just taking the easy way out.” This week, we’re setting the record straight. 💥
✨ Hot Flashes of the Week:
– People…
You're The Rudest Bitch I Know
⛳️ From serious golf tourneys to serious meltdowns about spouses and rule-sticklers, we’re spilling it all this week. Turns out trying new things is terrifying… until it’s not and then …
Grand Theft Auto?
This week, we accidentally audition for a true crime podcast.
It starts with Des trying to sell her car and ends with a total stranger taking it solo for a “test drive” which apparently…
Snooze Fest
Don’t let the title fool you, this episode is anything but a bore. Unless you’re our IT department, in which case… please call us back. Again. For the third time. 😤💻
This week, we’re ser…
Harmonious Harlots
We may not be honor students, but we are women of wisdom, wine, and wildly off-topic rambles. 💃🏼🍷
This week, your favorite harlots got a little harmonious about the things we didn’t care…
I’m Not A Bad Friend, I’m a Dad Friend
We’re not bad friends, we’re efficient friends. The show-up-when-it-matters, no-fluff, no daily check-ins or long mushy texts, but we’ll absolutely show up when it counts. Need a ride? …
Sponsored By Uncle Alan
When life gives you lemons and a leaky floaty… complain just loud enough and your very own Uncle Alan might show up with a Crown Royal bag full of change and a firm “Go buy the damn thi…
Chuck It In The F*ckit Bucket
This week, we're tossing judgment, shame, and any lingering dignity straight into the f*ckit bucket and honestly, it’s getting full. 😅
👩👧👦 First up: dad jokes. Des came in hot with cla…
Crying But Trying
Some people get a glow-up and immediately forget they were ever crusty. 🙃
In this episode, we talk about the high horse Olympics. Those folks who were broke, struggling, or overweight fi…
If You Don’t Have Anything Nice To Say Don’t Say Anything At All
This week’s episode is brought to you by hot flashes and hotter takes 🔥
Cort’s still fired up over Idaho’s worst drivers (and giving them a piece of her mind in her car ALONE), and Des i…
Got The Morbs
🎙 Got The Morbs
This week, Des has the morbs (aka a 19th-century case of the blahs), Cort’s high on wedding dress joy, and Zeek the cat has returned from his mysterious sabbatical like h…
Buddy Bench Besties: Table For Two, Always
This week, we’re reporting live from the Buddy Bench…population: us. After our big golf league dreams ended with just the two of us sipping drinks alone on the patio, we realized maybe …
Gas Station Snacks and Golf Course Panic Attacks
⛳️ Golf league started and somehow we’ve Freaky Friday’d into each other’s personalities — Cort’s the rule-reading golf scholar and Des is out here raw-dogging the fairway with a vodka …
Tell Us We Suck…We Can Work With That
In this episode, we unpack a senior moment that led Des to accidentally download something that made her computer scream for help (the internet is a scary place, folks). We also attempt…
Trees Can Hear You, Diddy's In Trouble and We're Tired
We laughed, we ranted, we asked trees for emotional support. 🌳😭
This week’s episode is brought to you by exhaustion, unhinged headlines, and the absolute audacity of people who park like…
Delulu Is The Only Solulu
🚨 Warning: We’re operating at peak delusion this week and honestly? It’s working for us. 😎✨
In this episode of Delulu Is The Only Solulu, we unravel the pure chaos that is planning a gol…
Aloha, Hot Stuff!
This week’s episode is full of ✨closet meltdowns, chaotic would-you-rathers, and a surprising amount of bathroom talk,✨you're welcome in advance.
We kick things off with a fashion crisis…
B.O.L.O.
🚨 BOLO!🚨
(Be On the Lookout…Cort just realized what that means and we’re never letting it go 🤣)
In this episode, we’re covering all the chaos, cringe, and country living struggles you nev…
Space Ships, Sales Tips, and Sassy Rants
🚀 Buckle up, Besties this episode is flying straight to the moon…and it’s full of hot flashes, high brows, and zero tolerance for bad behavior. 😤🔥
This week, we’re ranting about disrespe…