*watch on youtube*
an unprecedented, behind-the-scenes glimpse of attic industries ceo kirk ross's powerful speech at their 19th annual corporate retreat, originally recorded in 2007. in this rare footage, the leader motivates his team the only way he knows how: by spewing inane, meaningless business jargon while remaining completely out of touch with his dedicated worker bees. *any similarities between this fictitious installment and any of the companies from kirk's past are purely coincidental!* music by mikey geiger, licensed through soundstripe.
topics covered:
- circling the wagon
- synergy
- going above and beyond
- 401k cutbacks
- leveraging core competencies
- blocking and tackling
- following the march
- other stupid corp-speak you've all heard hundreds of times
atita links