A Little Bit Racey: No Search Results Found

In a stunning development, Google has totally disappeared. Even Bing can't find it! Within hours, hacker collective Anonymous have posted a ransom video to YouTube, complete with radical spinning skull icons, demanding one billion dollars. Knowing there's only one web directory nobody has tried yet; our comedy improv teams decide to locate ‘Archie’, the world's first search engine housed in the ancient caverns below central Montreal. Can they save Google before it's too late?