5 Birds And A Mic

It's the final epsiode of the season! The birds are way too busy with the shop now, but they will be back sometime after peak season. And what an epsiode to go out on! This is the funniest and wildes…

G is Snow White in her new p***y wagon, Timmy needs milking, Emma is a Sheff Sophia Loren in a Fellini film and Meg's muscles ache because of mashed potato.

No Emily this week so G takes the wheel of this increasingly wayward ship. The birds discuss which lockdown habits they will take with them back into real life, their levels of anxiety about going ou…

The birds are done with this, Emma is coming back from Italian ski heaven, G's done with Meghan Markle's bs and Meg's just stright up done with it all.

This week the birds perve on Rob, hate on Claudia Winkleman and Andrew gets triggered by Something Special.

Emily is missing the competition of netball so she's racing against her poo, Emma tells an hilarious story about her sweet baby girl and the girls go through Meg's jewellery box with savage and hilar…

They're flagging, we're all flagging, I went to put the eldest to bed last night and fell asleep at 7:30pm, woke up at 6am. Enough about me, Emma now has a dual aspect view of a snow covered castle a…

This one's a hall of famer, featuring: My favourite G rant ever, Emily's brand new dated tiles and Emma's dramatic nipples.

You know you've had a good new years when you wake up to a good old fashioned visit from some specialist carpet cleaners, Meg. Emily's in her bath and G's in her ready-made family, without the nasty …

In a pretty out of character heartfelt episode, the birds share their new years resolutions - generally speaking a lot of 'care less about everything's. I think that's a message we can all get behind…

Emily's daughter might be a psycho, how do we know? She's done the most evil thing I can think of: she'd been stealing her brothers advent calender chocolate. Is Emily punishing her? No, she's proud.…

Great episode, good energy. This is 5BAAM after dark, shot during the evening without our single parent Em, the birds are cold and feeling extra inhibition-free. And we finally get stuck into what we…

Meg breakdown her 3 flannel wash technique, things are getting real in the Georgina household and everything’s turning up Emma (like Milhouse, it’s a simpsons reference).

Back in lockdown, absolute mayhem, Meggy is settling into her Sheffield version of Friends, George is going full bore at getting wifed up.

Behold the epic tale of Meggy's midnight poo! We laugh but this is probably a serious issue, but what do you want from us? Sympathy? Empathy and concern? It's a pandemic! The wedding sector is gettin…

The birds play a series of poorly organised hen-do games, we find out who Emily's favourite employee is, who's the best looking, who's got the highest body count, and what Emily's next husband is goi…

While Emily is away the birds will play, producer Andrew brings his awkward energy and hosts the most random episode yet. Get ready for Meg to put her foot in it like never before, Andrew is a crabby…

Everything is different now, there’s a new intro, Georgina is settling down and two of their families have literally been torn asunder.

I thought the podcast needed a bit more estrogen so I stepped in to soften things up, smash the matriarchy, boy did I regret it. Couldn't get a bloody word in.